librabutch:

not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody

omgmasalacat:

I’ll see a coworker drink water & be like I didn’t know we were allowed to do that

straightboyfriend:

customers will see u drink water & be like i didn’t know u were allowed to do that

Committing crimes!!

kurapikawithagun:

I’m compelled by stories where the characters suffer a lot, but only if there’s catharsis in the end. If they just die without ever getting to recover I’m OUT because what’s the fucking purpose then? Voyeurism? Bye

fireable:

hope everyone’s titties are out on this good thursday

lolt64:

furrypost-generator:

year of the rat means everyone in NYC gets a stat buff

like sozin’s comet

transgirl-cyberpunk:

humans literally everywhere, across times and places and cultures, are like “oh fuck i MUST create” and then they did, in a milliion different unique ways across a million unique mediums, and i think that’s very endearing and cute of us

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

simtunes:

my favorite episode of the twilight zone is the one with the prairie woman who has tiny fuck freaks running around her house but then the twist is the fuck freaks are actually humans in space suits and SHE’S the giant fuck freak

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time